Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?


Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.


Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.


Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?


Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.


Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

老师说：“谦虚吧”

不要有骄傲的心， 不要想说在这个道场上有一点成就， 有一点名份，有一点贡献就很了不起， 有什么了不起啊？

小小的杯子都需要夹手他人制造出来， 就算你走的油泊路也要人家铺， 即使你用的马桶也要人家制造，爱徒们会制造电灯吗？会制造笔吗？连一支笔都无法制造，爱徒们有什么了不起啊？

所以要存着感恩的心， 好的也要感恩， 不好的也要感恩， 人家建议，人家批评你也要感恩。修了那么多，做了多少；办了这么多，修了多少？借着外面修里面，希望为师说过的话， 爱徒听了要即知即行。两天幸苦了，肚子饿了是不是啊？吃饭吧！为师就走。
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随缘是负责的行为的表现。 患难是新生命的源头。 任何事情的发生都有其目的，都有其启发性。 逆缘是生命成长的助缘啊！

如果没想到创造因缘，就会随因缘流转变成宿命里的一颗棋子。 相反的， 能够创造因缘的人，就能改造命运。 因缘随愿力改变，也因愿力成就。
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愿共勉之